Emptycember - December, 2010
"This year, Chanukah is over faster than you can say 'leftover turkey.'"
Chanukopia - November, 2010
"Chanukah is based on the book of Maccabees, known for its Maccabre humor."
The Chosen Game - October, 2010
"'In the big inning, the Big G created heaven and earth.'"
Harry Plotzer and the Prisoner of Ashkenaz - September, 2010, extra
"Harry ran away to Diyainu Alley, a small, hidden kabbalist realm. It wasn't much, but they'd say, 'it's enough for us.'"
The Day of Aarrrtonement - September, 2010
"Yom Kippur, when before Yom Pirate, is the day when we're either sealed in the Book of Life or walking the plank."
The Kosher Package - August, 2010
"Only a matter of time before automobiles ran head-on into the laws of kashrut."
Lox, stock, and barrel - July, 2010
"A significant issue regarding women's health... often overlooked... is dating."
El Alia - June, 2010
"Three new Jewish airlines: Yiddish Airways, JewBlue, and JetJew."
Pig Hebrew - May, 2010
"Pig Hebrew's origins are difficult to trace, mainly because the letters are so oddly shaped that tracing them is very difficult."
Seder Masochim - April, 2010
"Statistically speaking, you're complaining about either preparing a seder or sitting through one. Or both."
Bris Mitzvah - March, 2010
"Jewish parents have sought a new realm in which to exercise their party planning contractiles."
Jewish Hoopla - February, 2010, Facebook extra
"(Casspi) violating the Seventh Commandment at midcourt in stealing the ball and driving for a layup."
Retiring Benefits - February, 2010
"After thirty-nine years in the desert, Medicare and Social Security have both run out of money."
The Cat Mitzvah Speech - January, 2010
"There's kosher pate imported from Paris at the Kiddush after services."
