- Hanukkah bizarre - December, 2003
"Captured from the near future... How Hanukkah has changed in recent years."
- Corralling corollaries - November, 2003 (2)
"'If women rule, how can you (that is, me) have the power?'"
- I got the power - November, 2003
"I got the power. And so do all the Jews. We can speak freely of it now."
- Women rule - October, 2003 (2)
"Actual instances which prove that the Almighty put women in charge."
- Statue of limitations - October, 2003
"The Court of Appeals ruled that the Ten Commandments cannot be taken for granite."
- Motley Jue Crue - September, 2003
"Alaska cruises appeal to the same crowd as weekend theatre matinees."
- Partial Recall - August, 2003
"Whether California or Alabama is more ridiculous these days."
- Altered state - July, 2003
"Palestine and Israel have enjoyed decades of peace, but not their American counterpart."
- My Big Fat Greek Column - June, 2003
"I'll show you how any Greek letter was originally a Hebrew letter."
- The Fashion Bible - May, 2003
"Men are, and always have been, accessories."
- Pros and cons - April, 2003
"Our great land, and the country that sits on it, does not discriminate against small religions."
- How Jewish are you? - March, 2003
"All you need is this column, and some means of accurately measuring how Jewish you are."
- Signs of life - February, 2003
"Chai is Hebrew for 'life.' To find signs of life, look no further than the dictionary."
- A dressing down - January, 2003
"What does dressing appropriately mean?"
