- Hanukah giving - December, 2002
"Hanukah is the day after Thanksgiving for a reason."
- Nothing particular - November, 2002
"Nothing extraordinary occurs on the Jewish calendar in Cheshvan."
- Reflecting on the present - October, 2002
"This is a good time of year for reflection, so I went to the source: My Mirror."
- Out on The Pledge - September, 2002
"I'll tell you why every word of the Pledge of Allegiance has to go."
- Judaism in Jeopordy - August, 2002
"The very existence of Judaism is in jeopardy. There's only one thing to do: Take 'Judaic Holidays' for $200."
- The seven deadly mitzvahs - July, 2002
"These mitzvahs best epitomize the old Yiddish saying, 'the good old deeds weren't always good.'"
- Work in progress? - June, 2002
"Report on this month's historic International Convention to Rewrite the Bible."
- News on command - May, 2002
"'Here we are again, live from Mount Sinai.'"