- Festival of Lights shopping - December, 2001
"A shopping guide appropriate for the Festival of Lights."
- The great discoery - November, 2001
"The unlikely discovery of the long lost Mishnah tractate Baba Gump."
- A new confession - October, 2001
"A special Yom Kippur confessional from the long-lost Mishnah tractate Baba Gump."
- Preseason predictions - September, 2001
"Predictions for every Saturday's main events throughout the fall."
- Grating eXPectations - August, 2001
"External Specification: Proposed Judaic Features in Wxndxws XX."
- A more graceful state - July, 2001
"This column is not about Reform conversion practices."
- Sell-a-bration - January, 2001
"Do we live in the image of the Big G by being motivated by the Almighty $?"
